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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 00:22

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So they tried

No go.

Minds and Behinds

Microsoft Copilot flaw raises urgent questions for any business deploying AI agents - Fortune

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Antarctic detector picks up signals that defy all known laws of particle physics - Interesting Engineering

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What are the key trends in AI search platforms?

Everyone loved it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Then came..

"An ADC for ADC Purists": League Of Legends Unveils Newest Champion, Yunara - TheGamer

Just Forget it!

No, not a chance

Still no good

Most freshwater game fish in Southern California carry invasive parasites capable of infecting humans, study finds - Phys.org

Next, they tried...

Unacceptable again!

Loons and Moons

Astronauts Reveal The Shocking Beauty of Lightning From Space - ScienceAlert

Still no good.

So, the docs changed it to read

As measles spreads across the Americas, outbreaks in Mexico and Canada have also turned deadly - CNN

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Nuts and Butts

Does Trump have a deal or not with Russia on Ukraine, or is Putin just playing him?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Another attempt resulted in ...

Does the West have a defense against China's PL17 air-air missile?

No way

Thumbs down again.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

The 6 Best Cereals to Help Lower Cholesterol, According to Dietitians - EatingWell

share office space ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Witness testifies about Sean Combs’ ‘hotel nights’: ‘I was repulsed’ - NPR

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

They put up a sign reading

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